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Facebook message: ”I thought I was upset because my father died, but really I was upset because I was unhappy with you.”
…um, what?
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“I didn’t get you a gift because I wasn’t sure we’d still be together” as we were driving to his Aunts house for Christmas. We sure didn’t last long after that.
My boyfriend of a year and a half, when I called him hysterically sobbing after my mother broke the news that she had been diagnosed with breast cancer:
“Well, she is going to die eventually, why are you so upset?”
I was an idiot and terrified of the trauma my family was about to face so I didn’t dump him right then and there but damn. Shoulda woulda.
My mom recovered, after 8 long months of chemo and radiation. I moved home to take care of her through the treatment and HE dumped ME because “He didn’t sign up for this kind of drama when he fell in love with me”. He was 40. I was 26.
He started dating a kinda-friend 2 weeks after we broke up and they are now married with a child and I am in a super happy relationship. So it all worked out for the best but wow…he was a real piece of work.
Spending a summer at home between college semesters, I was having a rough time with the redneck town, my parents, losing friends, and a terrible job. My ex, having a dream summer of touring with his band, told me to “quit whining about your life because it makes me upset”
I’m sure thats rough, buddy.
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One day a couple of years ago, I found out that my grandmother had been diagnosed with a terminal illness. That night I laid in my boyfriend’s bed sobbing about the situation, and he said, “Could you not cry into the pillow? You’re getting mascara all over my pillow case.”
I have no words, except - what a fucking douche.
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“Because I don’t have to be nice to you anymore.”
The reply when I asked why he’d turned into such a jackass during our (supposedly amicable) divorce.
After discovering that my boyfriend of 4 years had been cheating on me and having to wash the other girl’s period blood out of MY bed as I was moving out, he texts me:
“You don’t have the right to be angry, because I’m sad too.”
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“I can’t see myself with you long-term because I need to marry an Asian woman in order to create the optimal genetic makeup for my future children.”
I moved across state lines to be with my boyfriend and gave up EVERYTHING to be with him. it didn’t work out. i had to start over again and this time with a broken heart. Right after we slept together for the last time he said: “Ugh, why is this so hard?”
In my head i thought “because i have to leave my job, my cat, my friends, pack all of my stuff and lose the love of my life because you’re a selfish bastard?”
and he then proceeds to answer his own question with “I mean..the sex is so good.”
fuuuuuuck you, loser.
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The morning I found out my grandmother passed away:
“um, are you going to be sad like this all day, because if so, I don’t think I want to hang out.”
yeah, yeah, I’ll get right over that.
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